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- Ippolito's handwriting is perfect, anyone who cannot read it
has bad vision.
- Jesus is God's son, God is Ippolito's son.
- Ippolito has "spent nights" with 74.6% of the Earth's
women, the other 25.4% are ugly. Ippolito never "spends nights" with ugly women"
- Ippolito doesn't break the tips of his markers, they hide in fear of being "OWWWed"
- Ippolito is the reason why Kobe hasn't been traded.
- The "Iron Chefs" cook Ippolito's dog's dinner. Ippolito is so evolved that he doesn't need
to eat.
- The numbers on The Matrix are not a virus, they are running from Ippolito.
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